Nothing at All

by lex

Wed – July 20, 2005

To report thus far today:

Slept in until nearly 0700 – it felt like a wicked self-indulgence, but as I have been on leave for the better part of three weeks now, I felt I owed it to myself.

And then I went and played golf – at Torrey Pines. Met up with a couple of very nice gents and one fetching young lady, name of Courtney, currently a senior at Pepperdine, number 2 on their golf team and the second place finisher at the recent LA Amateur. Yah – she was good. Long and straight and hit the ball well too. I out-drove her of course, because I’m all about distance. Distance and hitting the ball hard, which are not always the same thing, So yeah, I out-drove a girl. But not by much, considering I probably have a good 70 pounds of meat and gristle on her, and she was in the fairway every farking time. Which I, gentle reader, most assuredly, was not. Being all about distance, and hitting it hard.