But what will they do if we colonize Saturn? Eh?

August 9th, 2007 by lex

One billion Muslims to turn into suicide bombers if Makkah, Madina are attacked

ISLAMABAD: The treasury and opposition members in National Assembly (NA) Wednesday have made it clear on (sic) US that one billion Muslims will turn into suicide bombers if the holiest places of Makkah and Madina are attacked and warned Vetican City will not remain secure if any such threat is materialized.

Still, looking at the bright side, if those numbers are true, that still leaves 300 million or so that we can work with.

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